This has nothing to do with Phil's posting, but I'm sitting next to him at BW3s and he ordered cheese sticks and now has sauce on his face. I haven't been this appalled since Ben came in and tickled Dave's ribs.
Now, he's trying to look over my shoulder at what I'm typing. He's already offended the waitress by referring to mozzarella sticks as cheese sticks. The cad.
Now Phil is talking about getting his eyes fixed. Didn't his mother tell him doing that too much would lead to blindness?
Now Phil is accusing me of saying hurtful things. Dickhead obviously doesn’t realize I say these things because I care. And I think they’re funny.
I didn't realize Dave had quit smoking. Maybe he should stop hitting on waitresses.
Scratch that last comment. I forgot Lisa reads this blog.
Phil has just offended me with more of his heathen talk. It's fine if he wants to take a fast train to Hell, but why is he trying to drag the rest of us with him? I would be more concerned, but he's on a wooden stool, and wood doesn't conduct electricity well.
Jon and Phil are hiding secrets. I will find out what.
Phil went to the bathroom. I don't think he washed his hands. He probably just gave someone herpes.
Phil is now making Pac-man noises. I'm concerned.
Marco Loco... Thanks for the play by play. I know it's going to piss Phil off, but I found it pretty funny. Sauce on the face! It was almost like being there!
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